Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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