I just saw a hot homeless man
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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