I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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