Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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