Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Sponge bath it is.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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