I'm jealous of your bromance
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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