You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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