Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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