she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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