Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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