Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Dignity is for republicans.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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