Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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