I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Semen is not good for contacts.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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