I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Randomize
