that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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