just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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