yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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