do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
you didnt know i had herpes?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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