I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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