I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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