Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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