Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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