Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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