well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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