Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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