bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
