just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize
