all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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