I wish I could teleport
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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