Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize