Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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