Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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