i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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