I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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