Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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