i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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