She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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