That's when you crack a 10am beer
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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