Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Randomize