i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
