i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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