if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
