yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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