literally had 100 drinks last night.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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