Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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