Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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