even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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