Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
