Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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