First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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