this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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