Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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