that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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