Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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