I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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