I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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