nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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