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My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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