im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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